What movies have not aged well?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

This is a real question: Why do a lot of men/boys hate (yes, hate) women that voice their criteria in choosing a partner? Even when the criteria is sane and responsible. Besides it being, sadly, an effective mating strategy, why does it exist?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why is it that women are stronger than men nowadays?

-All the bad guys are black.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Do women like men who have slept with many women?

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is it like to be a Christian in Iran?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

You Only Live Twice

I want to have anal sex, but my wife refuses. What do I do?

-”Ah so!”

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